CBS NEWS Now reporting suspect is a white male.

[JaneyVee]

CBS News: Possible suspect in Boston bomb blast is a male, white, wearing gray hooded sweatshirt, black jacket, white baseball cap

Tweet: https://twitter.com/TheMatthewKeys/status/324593986373300225

ETA official link: https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/324593633275834369

[RagAss]

1. WOW

[winter is coming]

2. OMG, it's Voldemort! And he's a metamorphagus!! n/t

[Chan790]

3. With the quality of contemporary news media being what it is...

I'll be sure to be on the lookout for an African-American woman wearing an orange A-shirt with no jacket and a sky-blue toque.

[MineralMan]

4. Well, I'm sure they've nailed that down real good.

Until they announce that it's a black woman wearing a red fedora, that is...

[Lawlbringer]

11. The offspring of

Mavis Beacon and Carmen Sandiego?

Could it be the work of an interracial same sex ultra-left-wing pro-DOS faction?

[Shivering Jemmy]

5. Round and round

[Marr]

6. And if you don't like this one, just wait a few minutes. /nt

[zappaman]

7. CNN is now backtracking on a report from Anthony Bourdain.

Matt Goldich ?@MattGoldich

CNN is now backtracking on a report from Anthony Bourdain. Turns out the chicken curry in Myanmar wasn't salty, sweet OR savory!

[AlinPA]

8. This breaking news should last about 20 minutes. Media is really crazed now, trying to be first.

CNN said they had someone, then said no. So did Fox, then said no. i don't know about NBC. Now it's CBS's turn.

[cherokeeprogressive]

9. Yayyy!

[WhaTHellsgoingonhere]

10. I'm looking good in the office pool!

[JaneyVee]

12. Ha!