Anyone else see these latest news releases?

[FLyellowdog]

BREAKING: Rush Limbaugh told his audience today that intolerance and bigotry will not solve our nation’s problems. He said we, as a nation, have a responsibility to stand behind our government and support the Administration. He urges all Americans to pull together in an unparalleled but unified effort towards amicable solutions to difficult problems.

BREAKING: Glenn Beck recently compared the Administration's plan to reduce gun violence, advance equal rights, and balance the budget to the admirable actions of the Founding Fathers and suggested that President Obama may, in fact, be the most revered president this country has ever seen. He went on to say that he hopes all Americans will pull together in an unparalleled but unified effort towards amicable solutions to difficult problems.

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell spoke in front of entire House of Representatives just a short while ago saying that President Obama is a good American with a good heart. He continued to say that although the President has slightly different ideas on ways to reach shared solutions, McConnell believes the the President's ideas are not without merit and may in fact be worthwhile. He asked that Americans pull together in an unparalleled but unified effort towards amicable solutions to difficult problems.

BREAKING: John Boehner released the following statement today:
“ It goes without saying that this country’s leadership is second to none and relies on strong faith and great moral character. Moving forward is the goal of every elected official and we are compelled by our patriotism to support and encourage continued attempts by the current Administration to do what is best for America. We must by all means pull together in an unparalleled but unified effort towards amicable solutions to difficult problems.”

BREAKING: Michelle Bachman while on her trip to Great Britain spoke candidly by saying she recognized there are differences of opinion in America regarding strategies for positive outcomes relative to solving America’s problems but she reiterated her belief that given the opportunity, America will pull together in an unparalleled but unified effort towards amicable solutions to difficult problems.


I didn't think so. Carry on.

[appleannie1]

1. For a minute I thought it was The Onion.

[99th_Monkey]

2. Onion-worthy ~nt

[Wait Wut]

3. I thought for a minute the end of the world had come.

[FLyellowdog]

4. I wonder if these were true, would the face of America change?

I think it's worth the gamble.

[babylonsister]

5. OK. You made me laugh.

[FLyellowdog]

6. I like it here in my own little world.