Moronic Right-Wing Co-worker, "Are we going to ban pressure cookers now"?

[Pryderi]

I wanted to punch his face inside out.

[elleng]

1. "'No, jerk, we're gonna cook your 'brain.'"

[Floyd_Gondolli]

2. Somebody was advocating that here

I saw it earlier. You could probably find it in one of the pressure cooker threads.

[Autumn]

3. They can pry my 2 pressure cookers from my cold dead hands.

I really need them !!! I use mine twice a year to make tamales.

[Coyotl]

4. No, but we will spend more on pressure cooker scanners than on peace-making.

[Xipe Totec]

10. You probably think you're funny

You probably think you're human too.

[Journeyman]

6. I believe pressure cookers filled with explosives and shrapnel are already illegal. . .

[npk]

7. I'm waiting on The National Pressure Cooker Association to opine

Before I make any further comments.

[Initech]

8. Fucking bombs... how do they work?

[Pathwalker]

9. The new ones won't work. They're electric. The cord

would give them away. Seriously, the new electronic ones are great,, no thingy on top hissing, no noise at all.

[Niceguy1]

12. I like the loud hissing.

Kind of reminds me of my ex wife.

[derby378]

13. You know, that thought popped into my head for exactly two seconds

And then my brain took over and swept that notion under the rug. I mean, come on.

[Lex]

14. Yeah we should if we have 30,000 Americans per year killed by pressure cookers. nt