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47of74

(18,470 posts)
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 05:15 PM Apr 2013

Federal Appeals Court Explains Why Rubber Fetuses And High Schools Don’t Mix

Facepalm.

An anti-abortion student group in Roswell, New Mexico thought it would be a good idea to pass out hundreds of small rubber replicas of fetuses to students at two high schools. As it turns out, this was not such a good idea:

Both schools experienced doll-related disruptions that day. Many students pulled the dolls apart, tearing the heads off and using them as rubber balls or sticking them on pencil tops. Others threw dolls and doll parts at the “popcorn” ceilings so they became stuck. Dolls were used to plug toilets. Several students covered the dolls in hand sanitizer and lit them on fire. One or more male students removed the dolls’ heads, inverted the bodies to make them resemble penises, and hung them on the outside of their pants’ zippers.

Teachers at both schools complained that students’ preoccupation with the dolls disrupted classroom instruction. While teachers were trying to instruct, students threw dolls and doll heads across classrooms, at one another, and into wastebaskets. Some teachers said the disruptions took eight to 10 minutes each class period, and others said their teaching plans were derailed entirely. An honors freshman English class canceled a scheduled test because students had become engaged in name calling and insults over the topic of abortion. A Roswell security officer described the day as “a disaster” because of the dolls

So rubber fetuses legitimately disrupted these schools’ learning environments, and the school administration had a way of shutting that whole thing down. After school officials ordered the student groups to stop distributing the fetuses, several students involved in the groups sued the school, claiming they had a First Amendment right to distribute these rubber toilet-cloggers to their fellow students.
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Federal Appeals Court Explains Why Rubber Fetuses And High Schools Don’t Mix (Original Post) 47of74 Apr 2013 OP
Shocking! silverweb Apr 2013 #1
Not quite sure if this is... 47of74 Apr 2013 #2
I choose funny. silverweb Apr 2013 #3
Put them back in their wombs? Brickbat Apr 2013 #6
I'll be honest: it's hilarious. Quantess Apr 2013 #5
Really Funny! Merlot Apr 2013 #10
I remember in high school... Dr Hobbitstein Apr 2013 #11
This is hilarious and not surprising at all. Brickbat Apr 2013 #4
I can't stop laughing. I think the inverted headless doll penis hung on zippers cali Apr 2013 #7
Oh, the inhumanity of it all. And shutting it all down, too. freshwest Apr 2013 #8
Imagine immature teenagers behaving like immature teenagers notadmblnd Apr 2013 #9
That is the funniest thing I have read all day Cal Carpenter Apr 2013 #12
Fucking beautiful. cliffordu Apr 2013 #13

silverweb

(16,402 posts)
3. I choose funny.
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 05:30 PM
Apr 2013

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]Really... did the anti-choice people actually think these high school students would cradle the rubber dolls and carry them gently around? What were they supposed to do with them?

Quantess

(27,630 posts)
5. I'll be honest: it's hilarious.
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 05:32 PM
Apr 2013

I laughed so hard when I read this article, I had tears in my eyes. And this is coming from someone who briefly taught high school.

Merlot

(9,696 posts)
10. Really Funny!
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 07:16 PM
Apr 2013

What the kids did was funny, and expected.

Handing them out in the first place was disturbing.

 

Dr Hobbitstein

(6,568 posts)
11. I remember in high school...
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 11:35 PM
Apr 2013

The pro-lifers were protesting one morning. I pulled out a sheet of paper and largely wrote:

FETUS: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

My buddy grabbed it, ran right across from the pro-lifers and held it proudly. There were about 5 of us gathered around him. Then it was carried proudly until we reached whatever class it was we were headed to...

 

cali

(114,904 posts)
7. I can't stop laughing. I think the inverted headless doll penis hung on zippers
Thu Apr 11, 2013, 05:38 PM
Apr 2013

is quite creative.

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