Kim Jong-Un's Wife On Nuclear Threats: 'This Isn't The Man I Was Forced To Marry.'

[elleng]

' “The man you see promising missile strikes on U.S. targets is not the person I was forced to fall in love with. And he’s certainly not the same father to the child I was forced to have with him. It’s upsetting to admit, but when I’m told to sit across from Jong-un at the breakfast table, I don’t even know who I’m looking at anymore.” When reached for further comment, North Korean officials said that Ri would be unavailable for the foreseeable future.'

http://www.theonion.com/articles/kim-jonguns-wife-on-nuclear-threats-this-isnt-the,31944/

[longship]

1. The DPRK news service won't be citing this article.

Although I wouldn't want to be Kim Jong Un's wife tonight.

This may be a Poe.

[Iggo]

2. Onion. (n/t)

[longship]

6. I know that.

But Onion articles have a way of being taken as real.

[Iggo]

7. Ah!

[Rhiannon12866]

3. I knew it!

[John2]

4. Really,

the Onion? now where would they get such access to his wife?

[Berlum]

5. What do you suppose Dr. Phil would advise?