Buttocks baring woman jailed after papaya attack in Vero Beach

[Botany]

http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2013/04/a.html

A Vero Beach woman accused of throwing papayas at neighbors and of dropping her pants to expose "something that none of us wanted to see" was thrown in jail, according to a recently released arrest affidavit.

Vero Beach police were called March 10 to a disturbance in the 1200 block of 24th Street. Officers were met by Suzanne Evlarina Wasden, whose pants were partially down and whose derriere was partially exposed.

Wasden, 49, said an ex-boyfriend came to her home "looking for birthday sex," the affidavit states. Wasden was described as "very intoxicated."

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The teen said Wasden turned around and lowered her jeans below her hindquarters and said, "Kiss my butt." The teen said he could see "everything and 'that was something that none of us wanted to see," the affidavit states.

[maddezmom]

1. The caption of the paypayas is hilarious

[Mnemosyne]

2. +100 "not the actual papayas" roflmao nt