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Cali_Democrat

(30,439 posts)
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 05:45 PM Apr 2013

Rick Perry believes that his success as governor has made Texas a target for attack by North Korea

Rick Perry: North Korea wants to blow up Texas to stop my awesome awesomeness

By David Edwards
Wednesday, April 3, 2013 14:51 EDT

Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) believes that his success as governor has made Texas a target for attack by North Korea leader Kim Jong-un.

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...on Wednesday, Perry explained to CBS News that North Korea’s military strategy made perfect sense considering the success that Texas had seen during the 12 years he had served as governor.

“What I will suggest to you is that one of the reasons that Austin is put on the map is that he put very important American cities on the map,” the Texas governor observed. “Economically, what has happened in Texas over the course of the last decade has made this city an epicenter for a lot of technology and a lot of economic development.”

“And I think the individuals in North Korea understand that Austin, Texas is now a very important city in America, as do corporate CEOs and other people who are moving here in record number.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/03/rick-perry-north-korea-wants-to-blow-up-texas-to-stop-my-awesome-awesomeness/


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Rick Perry believes that his success as governor has made Texas a target for attack by North Korea (Original Post) Cali_Democrat Apr 2013 OP
As JuanitaJean said once hobbit709 Apr 2013 #1
REALLY! elleng Apr 2013 #3
Goes with the territory? freshwest Apr 2013 #23
There are three things I would like to say in response to this story... PennsylvaniaMatt Apr 2013 #2
HA! elleng Apr 2013 #5
You win the thread! nt msanthrope Apr 2013 #7
LMAO. n/t Cali_Democrat Apr 2013 #9
Ooops. nt EOTE Apr 2013 #10
I say we throw Rick Perry and Kim Jong Un into a closed cage match together, MadHound Apr 2013 #4
Does he realize there is a Samsung factory in Austin? pediatricmedic Apr 2013 #6
IIRC Austin is easily the most liberal city in Texas as well. denverbill Apr 2013 #8
~facepalm~ Marrah_G Apr 2013 #11
He's so funny! "Live free 'er die!" Squinch Apr 2013 #12
I sure hope that the idiot in North Korea has the idiot in Texas Horse with no Name Apr 2013 #13
Austin (aka Dallas) somehow got on NK's hitlist. ananda Apr 2013 #14
I was wondering how long until nadinbrzezinski Apr 2013 #15
Bwahahahaha Renew Deal Apr 2013 #16
What the North Korean leader wants to get rid of the competition whistler162 Apr 2013 #17
Good Gawd!!! LeftInTX Apr 2013 #18
Can he see North Korea from his living room? ThoughtCriminal Apr 2013 #19
LOL. nt Honeycombe8 Apr 2013 #20
Good Thing Texas has Concealed Carry Gun Laws! n2doc Apr 2013 #21
How does he keep from walking out into the street? Rex Apr 2013 #22
Austin is the anti-Rick Perry. JaneyVee Apr 2013 #24
Moron Alert! MineralMan Apr 2013 #25
Or maybe Texas is a target because Jong wants to be the world's craziest politician NoGOPZone Apr 2013 #26
Like North Korea gives two shits about (P)Rick Perry. muntrv Apr 2013 #27
Governor Goodhair is ready to fight the Red Menace: freshwest Apr 2013 #28
My God, Governor Perry is eaten up with irrationally delusional grandiosity indepat Apr 2013 #29
Gov Perry: Bad at Geography too FSogol Apr 2013 #30
rick perry is smarter than a second grader, but not by much spanone Apr 2013 #31
R#7 & K for, best ROLF ever!1 n/t UTUSN Apr 2013 #32

hobbit709

(41,694 posts)
1. As JuanitaJean said once
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 05:47 PM
Apr 2013

"His ego is so big that if you stuck a pin it he'd fly around backwards across the state for a week"

PennsylvaniaMatt

(966 posts)
2. There are three things I would like to say in response to this story...
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 05:47 PM
Apr 2013

1.) Does Rick Perry know how to spell North Korea?

2.) Could Rick Perry find North Korea on a map?

3.)Wait....Oh, dammit, I forgot what the third thing was!

 

MadHound

(34,179 posts)
4. I say we throw Rick Perry and Kim Jong Un into a closed cage match together,
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 05:49 PM
Apr 2013

I would pay good money to see that kind of crazy.

pediatricmedic

(397 posts)
6. Does he realize there is a Samsung factory in Austin?
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 05:56 PM
Apr 2013

That might be the reason for the unusual targeting priority, not a silly governor with a super sized ego.

denverbill

(11,489 posts)
8. IIRC Austin is easily the most liberal city in Texas as well.
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 06:09 PM
Apr 2013

Kim obviously wants to take out the brains first.

ananda

(28,858 posts)
14. Austin (aka Dallas) somehow got on NK's hitlist.
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 07:12 PM
Apr 2013

Maybe SXSW got on somebody's nerves, and you know, Austin is so weird and liberal.

Perry is just an outlier anomaly here.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
22. How does he keep from walking out into the street?
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 08:49 PM
Apr 2013

Does someone tether him to the wall or something? Rick Perry just will not let others outstupid him. He is the king of fools.

NoGOPZone

(2,971 posts)
26. Or maybe Texas is a target because Jong wants to be the world's craziest politician
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 08:56 PM
Apr 2013

and Perry is his only real competition.

freshwest

(53,661 posts)
28. Governor Goodhair is ready to fight the Red Menace:
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 09:02 PM
Apr 2013


...Molly Ivins makes one of her first observations of just how damn good Rick Perry's hairdo is:

Bush was replaced by his exceedingly Lite Guv Rick Perry, who has really good hair. Governor Goodhair, or the Ken Doll (see, all Texans use nicknames—it's not that odd), is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But the chair of a major House committee says, "Goodhair is much more engaged as governor than Bush was." As the refrain of the country song goes, "O Please, Dear God, Not Another One."

...When the next gubernatorial election cycle came around in Texas, Ivins had even more to say and write about Perry's inadequacies. In her crosshairs this time: the faux-swagger that characterized his debating style:

The Coiffure was in his usual form. As one opponent after another attacked his record, Gov. Rick Perry stood there proudly behind that 35 percent voter support he has so richly earned and simply disagreed. The Coiffure seemed to consider blanket denials a fully sufficient and adequate response.


A lot more on Rick from Molly:


http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2011/08/rick-perry-molly-ivins

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