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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRick Perry believes that his success as governor has made Texas a target for attack by North Korea
By David Edwards
Wednesday, April 3, 2013 14:51 EDT
Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) believes that his success as governor has made Texas a target for attack by North Korea leader Kim Jong-un.
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...on Wednesday, Perry explained to CBS News that North Koreas military strategy made perfect sense considering the success that Texas had seen during the 12 years he had served as governor.
What I will suggest to you is that one of the reasons that Austin is put on the map is that he put very important American cities on the map, the Texas governor observed. Economically, what has happened in Texas over the course of the last decade has made this city an epicenter for a lot of technology and a lot of economic development.
And I think the individuals in North Korea understand that Austin, Texas is now a very important city in America, as do corporate CEOs and other people who are moving here in record number.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/03/rick-perry-north-korea-wants-to-blow-up-texas-to-stop-my-awesome-awesomeness/
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)"His ego is so big that if you stuck a pin it he'd fly around backwards across the state for a week"
How COULD he be so self-centered???
freshwest
(53,661 posts)PennsylvaniaMatt
(966 posts)1.) Does Rick Perry know how to spell North Korea?
2.) Could Rick Perry find North Korea on a map?
3.)Wait....Oh, dammit, I forgot what the third thing was!
elleng
(130,865 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)EOTE
(13,409 posts)MadHound
(34,179 posts)I would pay good money to see that kind of crazy.
pediatricmedic
(397 posts)That might be the reason for the unusual targeting priority, not a silly governor with a super sized ego.
denverbill
(11,489 posts)Kim obviously wants to take out the brains first.
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)Squinch
(50,949 posts)Horse with no Name
(33,956 posts)on his GPS.
ananda
(28,858 posts)Maybe SXSW got on somebody's nerves, and you know, Austin is so weird and liberal.
Perry is just an outlier anomaly here.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Perry decided it was about him.
Renew Deal
(81,855 posts)The Onion writes itself. I have no issue with Austin, but Perry's comments are too funny.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)For worst leader of the 21st century!
LeftInTX
(25,245 posts)ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)n2doc
(47,953 posts)They will be well prepared in case of invasion!
Rex
(65,616 posts)Does someone tether him to the wall or something? Rick Perry just will not let others outstupid him. He is the king of fools.
JaneyVee
(19,877 posts)MineralMan
(146,286 posts)NoGOPZone
(2,971 posts)and Perry is his only real competition.
muntrv
(14,505 posts)freshwest
(53,661 posts)...Molly Ivins makes one of her first observations of just how damn good Rick Perry's hairdo is:
Bush was replaced by his exceedingly Lite Guv Rick Perry, who has really good hair. Governor Goodhair, or the Ken Doll (see, all Texans use nicknamesit's not that odd), is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. But the chair of a major House committee says, "Goodhair is much more engaged as governor than Bush was." As the refrain of the country song goes, "O Please, Dear God, Not Another One."
...When the next gubernatorial election cycle came around in Texas, Ivins had even more to say and write about Perry's inadequacies. In her crosshairs this time: the faux-swagger that characterized his debating style:
The Coiffure was in his usual form. As one opponent after another attacked his record, Gov. Rick Perry stood there proudly behind that 35 percent voter support he has so richly earned and simply disagreed. The Coiffure seemed to consider blanket denials a fully sufficient and adequate response.
A lot more on Rick from Molly:
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2011/08/rick-perry-molly-ivins