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Biden begins pressing
And Ryan is forced to retreat
But if Ryan backs up an inch farther
Hell be in a backstage seat
Joe Biden speaks for the left
Paul Ryan squirms for the right
Just look at the Vice President
Carry the fight
Ryan keeps lying
Insuring his doom
Its just a matter of time
Until Smokin Joe lowers the boom
Biden stand up for the truth
Republicans begin to rage
They can hear Willard yelling
Get that loser Ryan off the stage!
Paul Ryan starts crying
The moderator wears a frown
The debate cant be serious
With Ryan exposed as a clown
The Fox News crew panics
Hannity scurries to go on the air
Biden cheated! he shrieks
Telling the truth just aint fair!
Fridays polls show the impact
Of this one-sided fight
The majority of voters
Reject the Romney-Ryan blight.
aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)Obama's got to back Romney up. Romney can only look good when coming forward and getting off first. He doesn't fight well backing up. Obama can't use his legs and pot shoot and counter punch. He can't sit back waiting for Romney to come to him. This time, he's got to come forward, back Romney up, get off first, and put Romney on the defensive. The old admonition from the fighter's corner about being first would apply to both the Biden and Obama debates, I think.
Gregorian
(23,867 posts)aint_no_life_nowhere
(21,925 posts)The look on Romney's face while he's playing guitar is too much!
Gregorian
(23,867 posts)H2O Man
(73,333 posts)I got out a boxing scrapbook from 1963, in order to copy the style of young Cassius Clay, as he prepared for Charles "Sonny" Liston, for the OP.
Lots and lots of years of Ali's poetic predictions to chose from for each of the next two presidential debates.
H2O Man
(73,333 posts)and saw Paul Ryan standing across the ring from me.