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PCIntern

(25,533 posts) Sun Sep 20, 2020, 09:22 AM Sep 2020

A Rosh Hashanah joke:

Last edited Sun Sep 20, 2020, 10:59 AM - Edit history (1)

A very devout Orthodox Jew goes to synagogue and he espies a Talis (prayer shawl) on the rack which he really thinks is beautiful, so In a moment of moral weakness, after the service, he steals it by shoving it down the front of his pants.

The rabbi witnesses this, goes up to him and says, “Moishe, what are you doing? I saw you steal that talis. Please put it back.” Caught, Moishe reaches down into his pants and begins to withdraw the talis when he’s so nervous, that he farts.

The Rabbi says, “What, did you also steal the Shofar?”