For Immediate Release--Magat Boat Captain Fails to Go Down with Ship

[Laelth]

ANHC (Antifa Navy High Command)
PORTLAND—09.06.20

A Magat Boat Captain whose vessel was sunk by the Antifa Submarine Fleet in the historic Battle of Lake Travis explains his refusal to accept a life-vest due to his desire to go down with his ship.

Link to tweet

#Dumbkirk



-Laelth

[mucifer]

1. Love the big cough at the end of all of his videos. He's awesome!

[XanaDUer2]

3. I always enjoy his videos

This one was great

[grantcart]

23. He's a genius. For those unfamiliar his cough is to simulate a MAGAster who has

Covid 19

[jimlup]

2. I for one like boats that don't sink

what a nut job!

[CottonBear]

4. LOL! A commemorative ballad has been written:

Link to tweet

[demmiblue]

13. Lol!

On a serious note, The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald never fails to give me goosebumps:

[CottonBear]

17. I feel the same way whenever I hear it.

Thank you for posting the link.

[classof56]

29. +1

[ewagner]

30. Nov 10 1975

I was in Ashland Wisconsin that night.....

Saw the news bulletin at 7pm that there was a freighter in trouble...by 9pm the news was certain that the Fitz was lost.

It has a very special meaning to me and I still get a lump in my throat when I hear that song.

Thanks for posting.

[usaf-vet]

33. We live in a part of the country where family members of the Edmund Fitzgerald live yet today.

We are a personal friend with the daughter of the chief cook that when down with the Fitz.

♫ When suppertime came, the old cook came on deck sayin'
Fellas, it's too rough to feed ya
At seven p.m., a main hatchway caved in, he said
Fellas, it's been good to know ya ♫

November 10 is still a somber day in this community.

[CottonBear]

38. It was a truly tragic event.

[malaise]

36. Too good

See Dems should call radio stations in Texas all week with these abd ither gems.

[MoonRiver]

5. Lol, COWARD! No wonder he identifies with Chump!

[COL Mustard]

7. He's Going Down

With the USS Trump!!!

Sorry he lost his boat, but it seems like he lost his mind, too!

[MoonRiver]

14. Clearly!

[malaise]

6. He's not a MAGAt

just a great comedian - still you're having a blast Love the ANHC

[COL Mustard]

9. Well, He Plays It Well!

[malaise]

10. Up there with Colbert

[Chiyo-chichi]

35. Yes. Brent Terhune is the comedian's name.

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He's hilarious.
The person whose tweet is in the OP didn't even give his name... or give him a proper retweet.
I guess you know you're successful when people are appropriating the content you created.
Here's his actual Twitter feed.
https://twitter.com/BrentTerhune

[malaise]

37. +1,000

Thanks for your post Chiyo-chichi - DUers have posted lots of his hilarious material.

[smirkymonkey]

8. OMG, this is hilarious!

[malaise]

12. SS MAGAretaville

[smirkymonkey]

15. That was the best part!

[malaise]

16. He exposes their breathtaking hypocrisy so well

He is so good

[ewagner]

31. speww.....

[Politicub]

11. "Historic battle of Lake Travis"

And let us never forget the survivors of the Bowling Green massacre.

[calguy]

18. Read a funny comment on another site:

"Luckily nobody drowned....because shit floats"

[Laelth]

19. Oh, that is good! n/t

-Laelth

[sarge43]

20. That explains why the sharks didn't show up.

They have standards.

[malaise]

39. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[forgotmylogin]

21. "the SS MAGA-ritaville!!!"

[demmiblue]

22. Another survivor:

Link to tweet

[gristy]

24. That's cute.

You can see the conflicting emotions. There's some facts that are apparently threatening to pierce her character's bubble today.

[malaise]

41. I haven't laughed this much in ages

[groundloop]

25. In a way I feel kind of bad when we laugh at others' misfortune.... losing your boat really sucks...

Oh the hell with it, they deserve this. They went out in conditions that they nor their boats could handle. STUPID!!!!!

[Laelth]

26. Honestly, I think they forgot to close the drain plugs before launch.

But, schadenfreude is a guilty pleasure. I hear you.



-Laelth

[Mariana]

32. From the pictures, it appears

that other MAGAts were responsible for swamping their boats, by going way too fast for the traffic and kicking up huge wakes

[LittleGirl]

44. Yup. I'm sure there are rules

But fuck the rules, right?

/sarcasm

[Volaris]

27. Whatever the hell else it is that Brett does for a living, he should seriously consider

a side gig as a comic or acting.. hes getting BETTER at this lol!

[Chiyo-chichi]

47. He's a touring professional comedian.

https://www.brentcomedy.com/

[Volaris]

50. 'Well now, dont I feel like a fuckin asshole.'--Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men

Thanks for the information

[Frasier Balzov]

28. A bunch of other nautical terms happened...

[malaise]

34. Hilarious

[SpankMe]

40. No way this video is real

I can't believe anyone - even in the Trump universe - is this majestically stupid. This looks like a troll job from our side. Not that I'm opposed to that, mind you. But, this is the type of over-the-top thing I'd have made up and planted online as some sort of parody.

[gordianot]

43. You are correct but it still funny.

[cwydro]

46. He's a satirist.

Has some great videos.

[SeattleVet]

42. If you haven't seen some of his other videos, here's his YouTube channel

He's a genius at taking down the MAGATs.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClpzKyVFujAevCELqapPXqA

[Ligyron]

45. "If I'm not gonna wear a mask, I'm damn sure not gonna wear one of those life preservers..."

Made my day.

I gotta go check out his other videos!

Thanks for posting!

[calimary]

48. I honestly don't know what to say.

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The only word(s) I can come up with to describe how I feel about this would be ...

Perplexed.

Shocked.

No. Aghast maybe.

No.

Sad.

Yes.

This makes my heart sink.

This guy, for better but definitely for worse, seems to be sincere. This IS his reality. He damn near died for trump. So bereft about losing his boat that he considered going down with the ship. Or so he says, anyway.

I fear for our country that there is actually this level of reality-avoidance. That there actually are people who feel this way about the donald. And who would put themselves in literal physical danger to salute him.

Is that what you call a "cult following"? Yeah, I guess so.

Was there a weather report about risky boating weather there? If so, did he or any of these other nuts bother to consult one?

I fear for our country.



This is really distressing. I just hope to Dear Lord God that these folks stay in the minority.

[Laelth]

49. Bless you. Wish I knew you personally.

Obviously, you are a wonderful human being.

What you see, above, is a comedian doing a parody of a Magat Captain who lost his boat.

Your capacity for empathy is remarkable.

-Laelth

[calimary]

51. Awwwwww...

Virtual

[Laelth]

52. Right back at ya. n/t

-Laelth