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Laelth

(32,017 posts)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:22 PM Sep 2020

The Battle of Lake Travis--an alternate theory

While it is generally believed that the Antifa submarine fleet is principally responsible for our overwhelming victory in the Battle of Lake Travis, in which the Magat Armada was decimated, new evidence has come to light suggesting that Seal Team Antifa planted canned-soup mines along the Armada’s expected trajectory causing significant damage (and, mercifully, no loss of life). Just utter humiliation.






Scroll down in the Tweet thread to get the Seal Team Antifa theory. Evidently, navy beans work best.

#Dumbkirk




-Laelth
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The Battle of Lake Travis--an alternate theory (Original Post) Laelth Sep 2020 OP
To the greatest page for the canned soup mines malaise Sep 2020 #1
At last! A use for "Manhattan Style" Clam Chowder gratuitous Sep 2020 #21
Someone posted about soupedo malaise Sep 2020 #22
much like the cow that jumped the barb wire fence lapfog_1 Sep 2020 #2
Hey Carmine, when you're dealing with Trump, that ain't all that's microscopic... Blue Owl Sep 2020 #3
Dumbkirk. Iggo Sep 2020 #4
THAT comment, I'll have you know... dixiegrrrrl Sep 2020 #26
Can't take credit for it... Iggo Sep 2020 #29
this thread... Chili Sep 2020 #5
Not just ANY soup.... Zambero Sep 2020 #6
jaws theme AllaN01Bear Sep 2020 #7
jaws theme AllaN01Bear Sep 2020 #8
Mini subs from North Korea! TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #9
never look at facts when a conspiracy theory will do. i'm amazed any of these people can Takket Sep 2020 #10
It's a real conundrum. n/t Laelth Sep 2020 #11
They wipe BEFORE. dchill Sep 2020 #28
I hope the soup was GOYA. Croney Sep 2020 #12
Hahahaha!!! EndlessWire Sep 2020 #13
I'd KICK but I already fell on the floor laughing! Guilded Lilly Sep 2020 #14
You are dealing with dumb fuck Trumpsters.....they ain't the sharpest knifes in the drawer... ashredux Sep 2020 #15
Boater suppression. denem Sep 2020 #16
LOL. Nice. n/t Laelth Sep 2020 #18
A problem with Sail in Ballast. denem Sep 2020 #20
It's Fonzi's fault BumRushDaShow Sep 2020 #17
K & R...for laughs... Wounded Bear Sep 2020 #19
Shhhhhh....Don't let QAnon hear about any of this! We'll just keep this a secret! Illumination Sep 2020 #23
LOL SunSeeker Sep 2020 #24
Kick cuz Ha! Nevilledog Sep 2020 #25
HBO is already planning a series (wait for it) Shame of Boats. n/t sarge43 Sep 2020 #27

Zambero

(8,954 posts)
6. Not just ANY soup....
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:38 PM
Sep 2020

It was a deadly brand of pre-flatulated killer bean soup, highly explosive and also heavily irradiated to make it a very dirty (and smelly) bomb as well!

Takket

(21,421 posts)
10. never look at facts when a conspiracy theory will do. i'm amazed any of these people can
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:54 PM
Sep 2020

so much as wipe their own ass after taking a shit for how brainless they are.

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