Trump takes on showers, because his hair must be "perfect"

[RainCaster]

Yes, he actually said that. My favorite review of the whole stupid idea comes from a British tech newsletter called The Register.

US govt proposes elephant showers for every American after Prez Trump says trickles dampen his haircare routine
This is how you win an election

Here's my favorite part of it though:

Other outlets have deftly swerved the issue, but we're going to go right out and say it. Trump has the shittiest hair in the history of western democracy, followed closely by UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson, and we fear that American showers able to blast muck off elephants would dissolve Donny's golden locks – or what's left of them.

[WyattKansas]

1. tRUMP's flattened beehive swirl has been getting a lot thinner the last three years.

Why can't our side have the skills to make sure that a BALD tRUMP is not plastered all over websites on the internet... Let the people see what he is really like behind closed doors. His pathetic image should be ridiculed and mocked all over the internet, just like he has done to everyone else. tRUMP thinks computer enhanced images of him are fine to feed his trumpanzees, so light his ass up.

[RainCaster]

3. His hair is the same- his head is much fatter

[Miguelito Loveless]

2. No amount of water, even if the volume of Niagra

can cleanse Trump of the stench of corruption.

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. What kind of gross shit does he put in his 'hair' that he has so much trouble rinsing it out?

Super Glue? Formaldehyde? Shellac?

[RainCaster]

5. The kind that takes Methyl Ethyl Ketone or Acetone to clean it up

I'm sure that his shower drain is now a Superfund site.

[fleur-de-lisa]

6. . . .

[Golden Raisin]

7. First things first. Our country/democracy is crashing,

the economy is in the toilet and we're in the midst of a medieval plague. He's worried about showers, dishwashers, toilets and light bulbs.

[3catwoman3]

8. Just think what that disgusting mess must look like...

...after being slept on, or when it is wet and hanging down.