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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)With fewer than a hundred days until the election, Donald J. Trump is trailing Joe Biden badly among voters who describe themselves as in favor of being alive.
The poll, which was conducted by the University of Minnesota, shows Biden beating Trump by a whopping thirty-one per cent among voters who call continuing to exist the issue that is most important to them.
In several swing states, including Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, Biden has wiped out Trumps lead by racking up huge margins among the rather-not-die-right-now demographic.
Trump needs to do something dramatic to show voters that he, too, is in favor of them staying alive, Davis Logsdon, who supervised the poll, said. Im not sure that shooting rubber bullets and tear gas at them sends that message.
Trumps new campaign manager, Bill Stepien, accused the media of focussing too much attention on the opinions of voters who wish to continue to breathe because of the presss own anti-dying bias.
This campaign is working overtime to identify voters who are not in favor of being alive and make sure they know that President Trump is on their side, he said.
Salviati
(6,008 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,598 posts)Collimator
(1,639 posts). . .with the "I'm willing to die for the economy/rather than wear a mask" demographic. It's just the unfortunate fact that they keep dying that makes Trump poll numbers look bad. If the Left-Wing media would just include dead people in Trump's poll numbers, people would see how popular he really is.
Eugene
(61,811 posts)Gothmog
(144,919 posts)malaise
(268,694 posts)It's the absolute truth