Question for DU theologians: Is Trump a succubus, or an incubus?

[lagomorph777]

Or is he just ridin' the Fuck You Bus?

[Blue Owl]

1. Whichever one is correct, it is a short bus...

n/t

[ornotna]

2. He's a fullapus

[soothsayer]

3. Pence is definitely succubus

[Miguelito Loveless]

4. He is the patron demon

of intestinal parasites.

[RobertDevereaux]

5. All I know is he SUCKS INK. YOU should realize...

...that he reserves the BUS for throwing used-up sycophants beneath.

[jmg257]

6. Oh a succubus for sure.

suc·cu·bus
/ˈsəkyəbəs/
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noun
a female demon believed to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men.

(my apologies to all other female demons)

[Faux pas]

7. Since he's

supposedly male, he would be an incubus. I'm no theologian, just an atheist who believes there is true evil in the world.

[tanyev]

8. Both?

[SoCalNative]

9. Dumbfuckubus

plain and simple

[NCjack]

10. Not for us to say. It is an ecumenical question. nt

[lagomorph777]

11. Does that mean the answer has to come from the Pope?

How long does that take?

[NCjack]

13. Yes, from the Pope. How long will it take? Well, that's an ecumenical question.

(With thanks to "Father Ted".)

[lagomorph777]

15. LOL

I guess I'd better submit it now. Perhaps I can seek an intervention from Fr. Guido Sarducci.

[chriscan64]

12. He is the Schmuckubus

out to fuck all of us.

[muriel_volestrangler]

14. Actual picture of Trump with Stormy Daniels (no mushroom visible, don't worry)

[tinrobot]

16. Hopefully an underthebus soon.

[malaise]

17. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

This deserves a rec just because