Who thinks he could depart like Nixon (before his birthday) - in a helicopter?

[malaise]

Are you people seeing DC tonight.

Hey Don the Con, you got your crowd - resign!

[idziak4ever1234]

1. Perhaps with people chasing him with pitch forks?

[ace3csusm]

2. He wont

im sure his been told u dont get elected your going to prison...

[lastlib]

3. Uh, no.

The presidency is his 'get out of jail free' card. He departs, he's fair game for an ungodly number of possible criminal investigations. It's his shield, and he won't let go of it until he is forced to, probly by armed action of the secret service and maybe US Marshals. And We The People, on Jan. 20, will be there to help drag his worthless strait-jacketed carcass out of our house.

[Vogon_Glory]

4. I still think the only way he'd leave the White House before 01/20/2021

would be on a stretcher with a sheet over his face. I’d expected him to flat-line back in March, but his physical health still seems to be holding up.

At this point, I think that speculating about Donnie’s health is like studying pictures showing who was standing where on the Kremlin wall during the bad old days of the Cold War. My bet for detecting a change of leadership before January 20th is if Mike Pence is seen going into the West Wing with a tape-measure-sized bulge in his pocket.

[malaise]

5. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

for mother's boy with a tape-measure-sized bulge in his pocket.

[Vogon_Glory]

10. Considering how the Incumbent Insane Clown Posse is so forthcoming

Old-style Kremlinology may be the only resource we’ll have for determine Orange Julius’ real state of health. If. Father Pence is seen entering the WH with a tape measure, we might be able to guess that change might be afoot.

[Brainfodder]

6. A body bag for a variety of possible reasons feels more likely, but him having a heart to attack?

KARMA must be his love child with the devil or something?

[Demsrule86]

7. Too late for that.

[Buns_of_Fire]

8. A MedEvac helicopter? Sure. Works for me. nt

[malaise]

9. You win the thread