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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsToadstool's Choice (TheOnion)
https://www.theonion.com/let-them-have-eric-screams-trump-while-pushing-son-t-1843831345WASHINGTONIn an effort to placate the protesters gathered outside, President Donald Trump reportedly screamed, Let them have Eric! Monday as he pushed his son through the door of a White House bunker. Please, you can take Eric, just leave me alone, said the commander in chief, shoving his third-born son through the bulletproof, double-reinforced door of the White House panic room, repeatedly smashing Eric Trumps fingers with a large wrench to loosen their grip on the frame. Tear him apart, do whatever you want with him. Im sorry, son, but this sacrifice is for the greater good! After learning that the protesters remained a quarter mile away and were completely separated from the structure by hundreds of Secret Service agents, Trump then threw out Don Jr. as well.
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Toadstool's Choice (TheOnion) (Original Post)
Grokenstein
Jun 2020
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LakeArenal
(28,729 posts)1. Melania and Baron, too, if they are there.
Leaving only ThePrecious and the Toad.
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)2. In unison, the crowd asked Eric for Gary Busey's autograph.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)3. Ok, I actually LOL'd at this one, because I could so see this happening.
Brainfodder
(6,423 posts)4. Not acceptable, you created Eric too, I hold you responsible!
Now eat that cyanide you trapped POS no excusing low life scumbag asshole walking dick move lard ass having stupid jackass horrid monster!
I can't breathe!
...and I probably won't again until all of the McShits are locked up?
Clean up AISLE #45, sorry Joe!