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Grokenstein

(5,707 posts)
Mon Jun 1, 2020, 04:36 PM Jun 2020

Toadstool's Choice (TheOnion)

https://www.theonion.com/let-them-have-eric-screams-trump-while-pushing-son-t-1843831345

WASHINGTON—In an effort to placate the protesters gathered outside, President Donald Trump reportedly screamed, “Let them have Eric!” Monday as he pushed his son through the door of a White House bunker. “Please, you can take Eric, just leave me alone,” said the commander in chief, shoving his third-born son through the bulletproof, double-reinforced door of the White House panic room, repeatedly smashing Eric Trump’s fingers with a large wrench to loosen their grip on the frame. “Tear him apart, do whatever you want with him. I’m sorry, son, but this sacrifice is for the greater good!” After learning that the protesters remained a quarter mile away and were completely separated from the structure by hundreds of Secret Service agents, Trump then threw out Don Jr. as well.
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Toadstool's Choice (TheOnion) (Original Post) Grokenstein Jun 2020 OP
Melania and Baron, too, if they are there. LakeArenal Jun 2020 #1
In unison, the crowd asked Eric for Gary Busey's autograph. CaptYossarian Jun 2020 #2
Ok, I actually LOL'd at this one, because I could so see this happening. smirkymonkey Jun 2020 #3
Not acceptable, you created Eric too, I hold you responsible! Brainfodder Jun 2020 #4

Brainfodder

(6,423 posts)
4. Not acceptable, you created Eric too, I hold you responsible!
Mon Jun 1, 2020, 05:08 PM
Jun 2020

Now eat that cyanide you trapped POS no excusing low life scumbag asshole walking dick move lard ass having stupid jackass horrid monster!

I can't breathe!

...and I probably won't again until all of the McShits are locked up?

Clean up AISLE #45, sorry Joe!


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