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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Sharply disagreeing with critics of Donald J. Trumps weekend visit to the Trump National Golf Club, Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged Trump to remain on the golf course until the pandemic is over.
The people who are giving you a hard time about your golf trip are just haters, Fauci told Trump on Sunday. Its in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President.
Please, he added.
Trump was reportedly surprised by the doctors words of encouragement, especially because the golf trip had limited the Presidents ability to communicate with Fauci, the Centers for Disease Control, and other scientists involved in the coronavirus response.
Its been tough without you, but we are doing the best we can, Fauci said. After all the hard work youve done, you deserve months and months and months of golfing.
Fauci also recommended that Trump throw away his phone, stop talking to the press, and not tell anyone about the great idea he had on the golf course about using lawn fertilizer to protect people from the coronavirus.
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