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NanceGreggs

(27,813 posts)
Mon May 25, 2020, 12:46 AM May 2020

Attention Trump-Humper Parents

Your Dear Leader is not satisfied with you risking your own lives by going out unmasked and non-distanced. Now he wants your kids.

Trump wants all schools to be reopened immediately. And if you’re a true believer, you won’t have a problem with that idea.

But here are some helpful hints:

If you have several children of school age, send them back one at a time – starting with the kid you like the least. That way if he or she dies of Covid-19, it’s not as heart-wrenching a loss as it would be if it was your favourite. (It’s just like if the Trump kids were still in grade school – you know that Eric would be the first one shoved out the door.)

Look on the bright side. Once the funeral is over, you can start turning the deceased’s bedroom into the home office or den you’ve always wanted – maybe buy that pool table you’ve had your eye on, now that you have somewhere to put it!

Keep in mind that thanks to the GOP’s love affair with the NRA, your child could have been the victim of a school shooting anyway. So it’s not like their education was ever a risk-free situation to begin with.

In these uncertain economic times, having one less kid to feed and clothe could be a godsend for many. And if you wind up losing more than one, that two-week cruise you’ve always dreamed about could become a reality.

One caution, though: If you do wind up losing a child, please don’t whinge and carry on about it. It’s not as great a tragedy as not being able to get your nails done – so don’t act like it is.

Sadly, we’ve all seen just how much you Trump-humpers care about your fellow citizens – so watching you willingly sacrifice your own offspring on the altar of The Orange One won’t come as any great surprise.

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Attention Trump-Humper Parents (Original Post) NanceGreggs May 2020 OP
Go read his tweet SCantiGOP May 2020 #1
Dark, but pretty good. Brainfodder May 2020 #2
Yes, it's dark ... NanceGreggs May 2020 #4
I totally agree. BComplex May 2020 #6
I say "Be nice it cost nothing" safeinOhio May 2020 #7
Under other circumstances ... NanceGreggs May 2020 #8
The curve of nice vs mean safeinOhio May 2020 #9
Cold hard truth. nt sheshe2 May 2020 #3
Just want to add: Don't let that meat go to waste! Grokenstein May 2020 #5
The overall plan is to destroy US government and society so this.... Ford_Prefect May 2020 #10
How is Dear Leader going to convince teachers to return? BigmanPigman May 2020 #11
Teachers are easily replaced. NanceGreggs May 2020 #12
That's the widespread attitude Hermit-The-Prog May 2020 #15
Teachers quitting or getting fired for refusing to return? not fooled May 2020 #13
I say online school online only until there is a proven vaccine. Captain Zero May 2020 #14
Excellent piece! colorado_ufo May 2020 #16

SCantiGOP

(13,856 posts)
1. Go read his tweet
Mon May 25, 2020, 12:49 AM
May 2020

The first 40 or 50 comments are nasty as hell. A lot of making fun of using the phrase “much very good” in a tweet about school.

NanceGreggs

(27,813 posts)
4. Yes, it's dark ...
Mon May 25, 2020, 01:07 AM
May 2020

... and in another time and in other circumstances, I would never have posted it.

But we are living in very dark times, and ignoring that fact has become a dereliction of duty.

These rabid fuckers need to be called out at every opportunity.

BComplex

(7,984 posts)
6. I totally agree.
Mon May 25, 2020, 01:27 AM
May 2020

That kind of post should be a wake-up call to some of those idiot parents. Unfortunately, they're usually past being helped.

NanceGreggs

(27,813 posts)
8. Under other circumstances ...
Mon May 25, 2020, 01:32 AM
May 2020

... I would agree with the sentiment.

But given where we are, NOT being nice (by masking, distancing, etc.) is costing lives.

Ford_Prefect

(7,828 posts)
10. The overall plan is to destroy US government and society so this....
Mon May 25, 2020, 02:20 AM
May 2020

He IS a sadist who enjoys pitting all of us against each other and savoring the anger, pain, and chaos. He has no empathy nor any conventional sense of responsibility.

BigmanPigman

(51,432 posts)
11. How is Dear Leader going to convince teachers to return?
Mon May 25, 2020, 02:32 AM
May 2020

Most teachers aren't in his political cult and are somewhat brighter as far as Science/Covid is concerned. They won't be returning for their huge salaries either.

Hermit-The-Prog

(33,041 posts)
15. That's the widespread attitude
Mon May 25, 2020, 03:33 AM
May 2020

Of course, the Grotesque Orange Pustule doesn't consider them (or anyone else) at all.

not fooled

(5,791 posts)
13. Teachers quitting or getting fired for refusing to return?
Mon May 25, 2020, 02:49 AM
May 2020

Mission Accomplished!

They want to use this opportunity to further destroy public education and those teachers who promote union deviltry.


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