Crazy AF Trump Spiritual Advisor Paula White Declares End of Pandemic with her Queen Bee Dance!

[Alex4Martinez]

I don't know where to even begin.

https://newsvideoclip.tv/trump-spiritual-adviser-paula-white-imitates-queen-bee-dance-to-declare-end-to-the-coronavirus-pandemic/

[Laelth]

1. That can't be real. Is it?

These days it’s hard to tell.



-Laelth

[Alex4Martinez]

23. Yup, she's part of the Trump inner circle, was with him very recently at prayer whatever...

She's a Florida televangelist.



https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/02/us/politics/paula-white-trump.html

[bottomofthehill]

37. Looks like he is hitting on her right in front of his wife

[Maru Kitteh]

50. He took Marla Maples with him on a ski trip with Ivana.

So, not new for him.

[Ilsa]

57. She wears tight off-the-shoulder dresses to prayer meetings?

I thought this type was more modest.

[Mariana]

26. Of course it's real.

This is mainstream Protestant Christianity in the United States.

[Ms. Toad]

55. Unaffiliated evangelical -

not mainstream protestant.

[SCantiGOP]

2. Praise the Lord and Pass the Lysol

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. And sane people wonder why we are in such deep shit today.

Pray the Covid away! Amen, pass the collection plate!

[packman]

4. American Indians believed those touched by the spirits

acted strangely . Obviously Paula has been touched.

Couldn't take my eyes off her underarm flabbing

[Maeve]

46. Where my grandma came from, it was pronounced "tetched"

"Tetched in the haid" was the whole phrase....

[dawg]

5. Man, I really wish Gregg Rolie were back in Journey.

[luvs2sing]

16. I think it's Jonathan Cain, the keyboard player.

I started reading his autobiography once. It took a bizarre..right turn..after he met bee lady.

[dawg]

19. Yeah. Jonathan replaced Gregg.

And I think Jonathan has gone full-on fundy, what with the wife and all.

Gregg should come back. Besides, I liked him better as a keyboard player anyway. Lots of cool Hammond Organ and vintage 70's type sounds like from the Santana days.

[Efilroft Sul]

43. Same here, dawg. He and Steve Perry were great together.

[MineralMan]

6. Wackadoo.

That is all.

[bottomofthehill]

7. Bat shit crazy

Yet the Trump Cult will follow

[bullimiami]

10. Besides being bat shit crazy I don't even think she has her bed facts straight

Isn’t it the workers who come back and dance to show the others the source of food?
Doesn’t the queen just lay eggs and put out pheromones?

The workers run the hive.
Guess that’s bad for the narrative.

[AleksS]

20. You are correct.

But since when have facts mattered to the right wing lunatics?

[bottomofthehill]

38. Bat shit crazy

And full of shit both, why am I not surprised

[spanone]

51. Stealing money from believers....rot in hell ma'am

[jpak]

8. That was no bee dance, that was a

Cuckoo Dance

[Newest Reality]

9. Notice the trance-inducing...

Notice the trance-inducing cadence? That's a pastor tactic. It's a bit hypnotic for those easily entranced. The Televangelical pulpit is a good recourse to keep the bozo base in their place, because "end times" and all.

The sad thing is is that there is some comfort and wisdom in religion when it comes from somebody who is sane. C. S. Lewis was a great example of that and his writings and radio talks were a great benefit to the people in Britain during the tough times, like blitzkriegs, etc.

This drivel comes right out of the PAY THE LORD, McChristian McNuts and is now serving Mammon as a political tool and nothing else. That's a sign of how these times are in a crisis.

I guess this is the Age of Delusional Blond White Women, huh? They are having their day and I may remember it as such.

Her and McINANEy should do some dancing together. Maybe they could be the King's dancing girls at the Royal Rallies? They are prefect for it. Belly dancing is cool, too. It would make more sense, actually.

Blessed Be the Fruit!

[jberryhill]

42. Jimmy Swaggart has that nailed

Jimmy Lee Swaggart was the gospel version of his cousin Jerry Lee Lewis.

She’s gotten better. She used to give boring homilies and inspirational stuff, but ever since she got deep into prosperity gospel stuff, she’s really cultivated some pizzazz.

[gademocrat7]

11. Saturated insanity.

[Journeyman]

12. "And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill . . .

And I walked in and sat down and they gave
Me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I
Wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
Guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL, " and
He started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
Yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me,
Sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

~ Arlo Guthrie: Alice's Restaurant Massacree

[Va Lefty]

14. Nice

[world wide wally]

13. Stupidest looking wings I have ever seen.

[panader0]

15. Holy crap! I mean really, holy crap!

[hlthe2b]

17. Meh.. Bring out the venomous rattlesnakes to worship if you want us to take you at "faith" value

[handmade34]

18. as an apiarist

I take great offense.... fuck you Paula and your ignorance of bees

[GeorgeGist]

21. OMG, everyday ...

the crazy never ends.

[hibbing]

22. I don't know the bible, who is Deborah?

[jls4561]

30. I looked it up.

Deborah was an Old Testament prophetess and the only female judge mentioned in the Bible. She is famous for the following:

The Canaanites were oppressing the Israelites. Deborah said "What again? This is starting to really starting to piss me off!". So, after some consultation with the Almighty, Deborah sent for Barak (that right, boys and girls - BARAK!) and said "go forth and smite the Canaanites." Barak replied, "I'll do it if you come too." Deborah said, "OK, but you do realize that your victory and the glory of it will be attributed to a woman." Barak just smiled and said, "I'm down with that." And, lo, there was great smiting, and the Canaanites ceased oppressing the Israelites (at least until the next time).

[Alex4Martinez]

33. "Barak"!

Does Donald know this?

[jls4561]

35. Wait - there's more.

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After the glorious victory over the Canaanites, the people rejoiced and praised both Barak and Deborah. They thenceforth declared that they would reward Barak by adding a "C" to his name, and that Deborah would forevermore known as "Nancy", a name meaning "she whom evildoers fear".

In case you have any doubts, that's so not from wikipedia.

[Efilroft Sul]

44. Deborah is also Hebrew for bee.

[hibbing]

45. Interesting, thanks n/t

[jmg257]

24. What the hell was that??

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[jls4561]

25. Well, now we know who called the murder hornets.

[Maru Kitteh]

53. LOL!

[Cracklin Charlie]

27. Freak

Just like her boss.

[MagickMuffin]

28. Nice Louis Vuitton Come Hump Me Pumps

Wonder how much they cost her fellowship members?

Hey Paula here's a hint for you: When you do your Bee Dance you should wear longer sleeves. No one wants to look at your arms flapping. And yes, I have the same issue, however, I don't wear sleeveless clothes!

[Kid Berwyn]

29. Professional Grade Whatever

I have not laughed so hard in a long time.

Thank you, Alex4Martinez! Stir ‘em up with bee vibrations.

[JHB]

31. Two things, Paula...

1) That's not how it works. The waggle dance you're **snicker** describing is done by worker bees (infertile females) (sorry Deborah), not the queen; and

2) This is 2020. Murder hornets are a thing now. Not the best time to advise people to be a bee.

[Niagara]

60. I watched until the 1:28 mark

Thank you for posting this although I can't stomach to watch the rest of the video.


We already have a problem with our bee population declining and these murder hornets aren't going to help the situation.

[grantcart]

32. Not a biologist, didn't sleep at a Holiday Inn last night but I know where to start with this

The Waggle Dance would never be done by a Queen Bee as the queen has no idea where the food is.

It is done by the forager bees:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waggle_dance

That part is just factually wrong.

The pseudo biblical and faux prophetic announcement of eliminating the Virus by casting it out is bat shit crazy about a virus that very well could have been initially transferred by bat shit.

[gratuitous]

39. Yup, it sounded like nonsense to me, too

So I looked it up, too, and Paula is just flat-out wrong. Don't try to science, lady. You don't know what you're talking about. Stick with the grift.

[IcyPeas]

34. That's the Badger Badger dance

[crickets]

59. Oh, you are just mean.

[milestogo]

36. what kind of drugs is she on?

[Mariana]

40. Religion. nt.

[jberryhill]

41. Thank you

That’s marvelous.

[Solly Mack]

47. Alrighty then. She needs to come w/ a warning sign.

Wackadoodle on board.

[Glimmer of Hope]

48. This is fantantic. So nutty!

[ProfessorGAC]

49. Get In Line, Paula

Three other snake handlers over the last few weeks incanted the virus away.
You & your pals are 0 for 3 so far. 0 for 4, coming soon!

[Maru Kitteh]

52. "Some people are eating asses, heads and Trumps dung."

Okay I know that's not what she says a 1:59, but that's what I hear. Anybody here speak Nutracket that could interpret for me?

[Alex4Martinez]

54. I heard the same thing, wondering WTF she was trying to say....

Nuts.

[Maru Kitteh]

56. Thank you! For making me feel less alone in my . . .

insanity? Inability to translate whatever she's blowing out her pie-hole? I'm sorry to report that I listened to it over and over, trying to figure out what she said. It just did not help anything at all.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

58. Sorry Paula. Kenneth Copeland got a head start on you.

[Blue_true]

61. Do you see the crazy in those eyes? nt

[smirkymonkey]

62. RELEASE THE MURDER HORNETS!

I'm sorry, this woman is just bat-shit crazy. She should be arrested for the way she is fleecing innocent people. I can't understand why anyone would take her seriously. Yet they do. How is this legal? And she doesn't have to pay taxes on any of it?

Why doesn't the Justice Department crack down on these people? They are con-artists of the highest order and they rake in millions without paying a cent in taxes. How is this allowed?

[Generic Other]

63. I woke up screaming in bed

The last thing I watched last night was this video and the Lincoln Project video. Oh Lord. I dreamed about a demon Trump tied up in a chair in my dining room, and this crazy lady slithering around him, like a Queen Bee. I went and hid under the covers and coughed through the dream watching myself sleep. Then I woke up literally screaming Covid-19 really loud. Had to record this vivid dream because I am now too freaked to sleep.

Murder hornets indeed!! How will I survive until morning?