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Wed Apr 29, 2020, 08:59 PM

Trump: "I am going to sue that imposter John Barron", Barron "I will counter sue".

To give this breaking story context please get caught up on Trump's threat to sue Brad Parscale, his campaign manager.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142482860

If you need to be reminded who John Barron is, this will help:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/trumps-history-of-lying-from-john-barron-to-realdonaldtrump




Reporting by William Gaines

Trump Covid 19 Debacle Devolves into Internecine Legal Battle


A stunned White House Press Corps listened in silence as President Trump held a 20 minute impromptu unscheduled press "briefing" that left one spectator musing "was that an example of a Neo-Dada schizophrenic performance art work or a self inflicted metaphysical pie fight?".

Trump initiated the briefing by announcing that he had not been the one to muse about ingesting toxic disinfectants to cure Covid 19 infections, "wasn't me, I wasn't here, it was that bastard John Barron who many of you old timers know and have talked with from time to time. He lured me into the upstairs bedroom with an order of Big Macs, Fries and ice cream, locked me in and came down and did the press conference."

As reporters watch with mouths gapping wide open he explained that his long time friend, prankster buddy and nemesis had gotten tired of not getting out and grabbing stuff and sabotaged the President's press briefing in an effort to undermine the President's re election campaign.

"I can't believe you guys fell for it, because even though he is very good looking he can't really compare with me. To be honest I have used him for some events to fill in for me when I need to take a day off but when he isn't filling in for me he has to stay around in the back bedroom and he's had enough of this White House gig."

Trump announced that he had retained counsel to sue Barron for $ 50,000,000 for breach of contract as he had made the alter ego persona sign a 22 page contract in 2016 when he had him accompany him to the White House.

Three different reporters reported that they had received phone calls shortly after the briefing from John Barron announcing that he was going to counter sue Trump adding "I can't wait until we get him before a camera during the depositions, this guy is the worst witness in the history of the world. Before I am done with him I will own everything he owns."

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Reply Trump: "I am going to sue that imposter John Barron", Barron "I will counter sue". (Original post)
grantcart Apr 2020 OP
Cha Apr 2020 #1
solara Apr 2020 #2
RestoreAmerica2020 Apr 2020 #3
intheflow Apr 2020 #4
crickets Apr 2020 #5
grantcart Apr 2020 #7
Divad123 Apr 2020 #6
grantcart Apr 2020 #8
kcr Apr 2020 #9
Hekate Apr 2020 #10

Response to grantcart (Original post)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 09:06 PM

1. I suggested on an earlier thread that

trump Sue himFreakingself.

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 09:26 PM

2. Did this really happen?

I looked to see if it was Borowitz or the Onion.. but nope.. it's hard to believe he really said all this in front of actual people. Isn't John Barron his alter ego?

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:04 PM

4. Well, now I know why he named his son Barron.

He already had son named Don, Jr., this is him naming a second son after himself to boost his sociopathic ego.

But this is really, truly weird. Do you think he's trying to be funny? Or has he's developed a dissociative identity disorder?

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:17 PM

5. William Gaines (both professor/journalist and Mad Magazine version) is no longer with us.

Uh... cute?

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Response to crickets (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 11:54 PM

7. His ghost walks the halls of the White House

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:21 PM

6. post video please

Post the video please. BTW, I checked The Onion, and it doesn't seem to be from there.

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Response to Divad123 (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 11:59 PM

8. The fact that you can read something like this, the onion, Borowitz and not


Be sure if it is fiction is telling.

CNN is reporting as fact that Trump did threaten to sue his campaign manager Brad Parscale for showing him poll numbers losing big to Biden.

Numerous reporters were called by Trump calling himself Barron (and recorded his conversations where he praised his boss D Trump.

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2020, 12:21 AM

9. Had me for a second

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Response to grantcart (Original post)

Thu Apr 30, 2020, 01:46 AM

10. Well done, grantcart! I think you caught the pathology just right, & you had me going for awhile.

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