Careful Research Debunks Stay-at-Home Protestor's Hair Claim

[greenjar_01]

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I'm crying laughing!

You may remember the Michigan woman who showed her roots, and suggested she has been unable to get her hair done under the Stay at Home order. One brave Tik Toker took a closer look...

[samnsara]

1. thats cool!..

[Voltaire2]

2. In addition, she doesn't want to go back to work, she want her hairdresser

to go back to work, get exposed to 10-20 different people per day, probably get sick, possibly die, all so she can have her fucking roots dyed.

She can fuck right off.

[Goonch]

3. Exposed roots are known to

lower IQ

[lunatica]

4. LOL!

Math never lies!

[gristy]

5. Very well done!

And 1.99M views too!

ETA: I notice that in just 5 minutes the # of views has gone from 1.99M to 2.02M.

At that rate, by the end of today we'll be at

2.02Mviews + (10.5hr*60min/hr)*(.03Mviews/5min) = 5.8M views!

[SiliconValley_Dem]

13. Aka viral

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

6. She's simply an example of how many people

go far too long between root touch-ups in the first place.

[crickets]

7. Brilliant smack down. I love it. nt

[treestar]

8. what any sane person would do

if they had the time!

[tblue37]

9. My hair grows way fast. I would have roots like that in 6 weeks or less. It drives me crazy.

I also don't wear my hair as short as I would like, because I'd have to pay $55 every two weeks to get it cut. It grows like a weed. My roots start showing noticeably within 9 days.

Of course, I color my own hair, because I couldn't afford salon coloring as often as I'd need it.

[AwakeAtLast]

10. Is someone gonna die if they don't get their hair colored?

Well, maybe my husband if he smirks at my roots....


but seriously - hair?

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

11. Lol

I actually decided to stop coloring my hair back in January. Want to grow it out and get back to my natural color. The last time I dyed it I picked a light brown color so it will not look too different from my natural color and so it will grow out like an ombre look. It's going to take probably a couple years to grow it out and get the old color gradually cut off, so no big rush there.

[AwakeAtLast]

12. I told my Mom

Depending on how long we are under shelter in place, I will grow the color out (bye bye beautiful dark red), then once I can go back I will have my hairdresser put some kind of purple in, so that the gray is one color and the brown is a different color. Stay tuned!