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Goodheart

(5,321 posts) Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:48 PM Mar 2020

My tip for using less toilet paper

Hold it in as long as possible. It gets harder and needs less paper to wipe.

LOL

I think I've become delirious with despair. Time to stream a movie, I guess.

"Parasite" was waaaaaaaaaay overrated, by the way.

Random thoughts, anybody?

No, I'm not feverish.

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My tip for using less toilet paper (Original Post) Goodheart Mar 2020 OP

Does a bear shit in the woods? hlthe2b Mar 2020 #1

No, the bear does not shit in the woods PJMcK Mar 2020 #9

LOL. Charmin, Northern, or Cottonelle? hlthe2b Mar 2020 #11

actually CatWoman Mar 2020 #2

They clog sewer systems. maxsolomon Mar 2020 #5

they come in the flushable variety too CatWoman Mar 2020 #7

Good to know maxsolomon Mar 2020 #8

See my post #10 below (n/t) PJMcK Mar 2020 #12

They really don't dissolve and break down PJMcK Mar 2020 #10

Ha heh ha...actually, I'm NOT going to view this. I have to eat lunch here in a few minutes. SWBTATTReg Mar 2020 #13

Im guessing JennyMominFL Mar 2020 #3

I can only guess why. :) Goodheart Mar 2020 #4

LoL. dewsgirl Mar 2020 #6

Kill two birds with one stone. Chainfire Mar 2020 #14

hlthe2b

(102,231 posts)

1. Does a bear shit in the woods?

Reply to Goodheart (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:51 PM

Mar 2020

Yup and they use no toilet tissue. Thoughts anyone?

I k'eed, I k'eed.

PJMcK

(22,034 posts)

9. No, the bear does not shit in the woods

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 02:08 PM

Mar 2020

We have a house in the Catskills and when I mow the lawn, I find lots of deer droppings and the occasional bear skat.

The bear does not shit in the woods. He shits on my lawn.

hlthe2b

(102,231 posts)

11. LOL. Charmin, Northern, or Cottonelle?

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #9)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 02:11 PM

Mar 2020

CatWoman

(79,296 posts)

2. actually

Reply to Goodheart (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:51 PM

Mar 2020

I prefer baby wipes

maxsolomon

(33,314 posts)

5. They clog sewer systems.

Reply to CatWoman (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:57 PM

Mar 2020

Look it up.

CatWoman

(79,296 posts)

7. they come in the flushable variety too

Reply to maxsolomon (Reply #5)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 02:00 PM

Mar 2020

maxsolomon

(33,314 posts)

8. Good to know

Reply to CatWoman (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 02:01 PM

Mar 2020

Confused why they'd have ever come any other way.

PJMcK

(22,034 posts)

12. See my post #10 below (n/t)

Reply to maxsolomon (Reply #8)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 02:11 PM

Mar 2020

PJMcK

(22,034 posts)

10. They really don't dissolve and break down

Reply to CatWoman (Reply #7)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 02:10 PM

Mar 2020

Seriously, in New York City's sewers, they create huge clogs that are exacerbated by the other stuff people shouldn't flush.

Check this out:

https://nypost.com/2019/04/22/nightmarish-fatbergs-are-clogging-new-yorks-sewers/

SWBTATTReg

(22,113 posts)

13. Ha heh ha...actually, I'm NOT going to view this. I have to eat lunch here in a few minutes.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #10)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 02:22 PM

Mar 2020

JennyMominFL

(218 posts)

3. Im guessing

Reply to Goodheart (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:52 PM

Mar 2020

You are men. Women use more toilet paper than men.

Goodheart

(5,321 posts)

4. I can only guess why. :)

Reply to JennyMominFL (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:55 PM

Mar 2020

dewsgirl

(14,961 posts)

6. LoL.

Reply to JennyMominFL (Reply #3)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 01:58 PM

Mar 2020

Chainfire

(17,532 posts)

14. Kill two birds with one stone.

Reply to Goodheart (Original post)

Sat Mar 14, 2020, 02:27 PM

Mar 2020

Quit eating and you won't have to hoard groceries.
If you quit eating, in a few days you will quit pooping.

Another option would be to buy a couple of boxes of colonoscopy prep. After an hour you are pooping clear water and there is nothing to wipe... And it tastes sooooo good. (my last one is too fresh in my memory)

If fact, after my prep completion, back in Feb., as an experiment, I shined a flashlight up my butt and I could open my mouth and see the light in the mirror.

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