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jls4561

(1,257 posts)
Wed Feb 26, 2020, 10:01 PM Feb 2020

I think Mike Pence and the faith based approach is the right way to go

First, inject the virus into faith based folks. The first group would be your money grubbing hypocrites like Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell Jr. The second group would be money loving, Kool Aid drinking fuhrer followers, like Stephen Miller and Mike Pompeo.

After injection, subjects would be isolated for four weeks. The first group would receive no medical treatment, but they would receive thoughts and prayers. The control group would also receive no medical treatment, but they would NOT be offered thoughts and prayers.

Mike Pence would visit both groups in the quarantine area every other day. The next day he would report to the president. At no time would he wear protective gear, but he could drink bleach if he so desired. Should he happen to sneeze while reporting to the president, oh well.

To those of you think I might have borrowed this faith based approach from the publicans and sinners policy on mass shootings, you might be correct.

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I think Mike Pence and the faith based approach is the right way to go (Original Post) jls4561 Feb 2020 OP
This is the type of clinical trial plan I can get behind. Prue Feb 2020 #1
I just thought of an added benefit jls4561 Feb 2020 #2
Works for me! Karadeniz Feb 2020 #3

jls4561

(1,257 posts)
2. I just thought of an added benefit
Wed Feb 26, 2020, 10:25 PM
Feb 2020

Even if all test subjects were completely virus free at the end of the quarantine, well at least they'd have been off the streets (and air waves) for a month.

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