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bubbazero

(296 posts)
Wed Dec 18, 2019, 02:17 AM Dec 2019

CHRISTMAS PRESENT--Your thoughts please

I'm not 100% sure, but if the House impeaches POTUS, is there not a formal notice or communication sent to the Whitehouse? If so, and considering the time of year, what kind of packaging, wrapping, bows, etc, should this wonderful piece of Cosmic Karma Congressional Production be sent in. Your thoughts please, (I really need a laugh!)

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CHRISTMAS PRESENT--Your thoughts please (Original Post) bubbazero Dec 2019 OP
Just include a fruitcake! dchill Dec 2019 #1
good one, thank you bubbazero Dec 2019 #2
A fruitcake? Perfect. Marie Marie Dec 2019 #4
Delicious, too! dchill Dec 2019 #7
Christmas-themed McDonald's carry-out bag. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2019 #3
smart one, thanks bubbazero Dec 2019 #5
a whole roast hog with an orange in its mouth, wrapped in Chinese aluminum Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2019 #6
sharp bubbazero Dec 2019 #9
the Orange Mussolini bought Chinese aluminum, then put in the tariffs Hermit-The-Prog Dec 2019 #11
This message was self-deleted by its author bubbazero Dec 2019 #8
my relatives idea---while working on our grain fans and heaters tonight bubbazero Dec 2019 #10
your not getting that close to maggot MFM008 Dec 2019 #12
Fruitcake! BigmanPigman Dec 2019 #13

bubbazero

(296 posts)
9. sharp
Wed Dec 18, 2019, 02:45 AM
Dec 2019

between my history in livestock, aluminum, and the trade (pork) wars, please score yourself 5 bonus points for extra deep laugh!

Hermit-The-Prog

(33,021 posts)
11. the Orange Mussolini bought Chinese aluminum, then put in the tariffs
Wed Dec 18, 2019, 02:51 AM
Dec 2019

For some reason, his "base" doesn't hold it against him that he rigged the game for his own benefit and to their detriment.

The pork has the added benefit of helping finish clogging those arteries, since it's pretty much a sure bet he wouldn't eat a sensible amount.

If the Articles of Impeachment are included in the package, maybe he'll rage binge on the hog.

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bubbazero

(296 posts)
10. my relatives idea---while working on our grain fans and heaters tonight
Wed Dec 18, 2019, 02:51 AM
Dec 2019

Send the impeachment notice in a Santa's little helper STRIPPER GRAM. Trump certainly wouldn't block them at the doors. And with TWO COUNTS.......well you could...ok I'll let you figure it out! (said relative was flying back from Alabama today; suspect planes cabin pressure may have been a little low)

BigmanPigman

(51,430 posts)
13. Fruitcake!
Wed Dec 18, 2019, 05:33 AM
Dec 2019

My 2017 hand made Christmad card. After I sent it I learned that an old friend was unfriending me...good riddance!




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