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H2O Man

(73,323 posts)
Fri Aug 17, 2012, 12:36 PM Aug 2012

(Daily Caller) Carlson interviews Mitt

(Daily Caller) On Sunday, August 19, at 10 pm/EST, Fox News will air a 90-minute special, in which Tucker Carlson interviews Mitt Romney. This exclusive interview, which was taped today, will provide viewers with a detailed analysis of the Republican presidential candidate’s patriotic ideology.

The following are highlights from this moving Fox News Special Event:


TC: Every day, or so it seems, Barack Obama attacks you for being successful. Do you think that he hates wealthy Americans?

MR: Mr. Obama despises the American Dream. Instead, he clearly subscribes to foreign concepts, which includes targeting patriotic wealth. And that’s one of the biggest differences between us: I’ve worked hard for every penny, while Barack Obama has never worked a day in his life. ………


TC: In Obama’s daily attacks on you, he has mentioned your lack of foreign policy experience. How do you, as a gentleman, respond to such slanderous, savage attacks?

MR: I am the person responsible for the Olympics. People understand this. They know that all types of foreigners compete in the Olympics. You’ve also seen this fellow O’Biden point out that I have experience in international economics, including with the Swiss. I’ll bank on that, compared to O’Biden’s rumored consumption of non-domestic beer.

And let me add that I’ve resisted all temptations to make O’Biden’s alcoholism a campaign issue. I hope that he successfully completes that Malibu Passages program before the vice presidential debate. ……..


TC: A book detailing the 2008 election, “Game Change,” claims that all of the other republican primary candidates disliked you. Do you think that this was accurate? And did you have the same experience in 2011 and ‘12?

MR: That is foolish on the surface. All of my friends like me. And a lot. Family values. But when you are competing against the democrats, you have to expect such foreign types of attacks on the American system.

I mean, who are we really talking about here? John McCain? Angry old man who will say anything to get elected. Why, just last month, he spoke favorably about my campaign.

Or do you mean Rick Sanitarium? Give me a break. “Little Ricky” always says exactly what he believes. Can you believe he wanted me to put him on my ticket? Loser. …….


TC: How did you come to decide on Paul Ryan for your VP?

MR: Oh, this is classic, Tucker. We knew -- absolutely knew -- that the democrats thought that if I selected anyone of substance, they would overshadow me. We weren’t going to allow that to happen. So I talked to Ann, who said, “How about that little Eddie Munster-looking guy?” Gosh, I knew immediately that she meant Paul Ryan. I mean, Little Ricky is funny looking, with that crooked nose and crossed eye. But Paul Ryan has far less substance, and can answer questions dishonestly. Exactly what I need in an employee for this position. That Ann is a genius. ……..


TC: The democrats have certainly been focused on Paul Ryan’s lack of meaningful experience, and on his plans to end welfare programs such as Social Security ….

MR: Yeah, and he’s a Catholic! Can you believe it? Ann is a sheer genius.


TC: ….and Medicare. Which economic program are you really looking to impliment?

MR: Ann again, Tucker. Ann again. She says that we can play this up as a “Good Cop versus Bad Cop”-type of situation. Either the Congress deals with me, or they are stuck dealing with Eddie. ……


TC: Speaking of Mrs. Romney, what do you make of the far-left lame-street media trying to corner her on releasing tax information?

MR: It always hurts to see your spouse attacked in such an un-American way. It just seems foreign. But let’s take a closer look at the real underlying issue here.

The opposition keeps harping on the 60% of the public demanding I release the very information they could use to fully discredit Ann and I. Well, Tucker, in every school in America, a 60% is a failing grade. Public school, private school. This is why I have pointed out this tax issue is shallow. It fails.

You have to ask: why does my opponent advocate failing grades? Why this un-American attack on education? I’m not going to point out that Muslim schools favor failure, because that is a foreign ideology that this President is thriving for. My campaign will not stoop to such a low level, which I think we can agree is so foreign as to be repugnant to all good American citizens. …..


TC: How do you plan to debate Barack Obama?

MR: Ann has suggested that I “stay classy.” Pretend that the debates are actually a dressage duel. Man-to-man. ”Don’t bring a knife to a horse ballet,” in other words. That makes for the contrast between the candidates that benefits me. …..

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(Daily Caller) Carlson interviews Mitt (Original Post) H2O Man Aug 2012 OP
This message was self-deleted by its author panader0 Aug 2012 #1
is this for real? no.. it's a joke, right? Voice for Peace Aug 2012 #2
Hard to say H2O Man Aug 2012 #10
LOL! pinboy3niner Aug 2012 #3
What a joke.. russspeakeasy Aug 2012 #4
I was also going to say was this The Onion? BumRushDaShow Aug 2012 #5
Typical Wiiard (Biff) Wellstone ruled Aug 2012 #6
Boy did I get duped by that. panader0 Aug 2012 #7
that was too funny. barbtries Aug 2012 #8
Yea, this has got to be a joke. nc4bo Aug 2012 #9
I, for one, H2O Man Aug 2012 #11

Response to H2O Man (Original post)

 

Wellstone ruled

(34,661 posts)
6. Typical Wiiard (Biff)
Fri Aug 17, 2012, 12:51 PM
Aug 2012

responses. This turkey is more shallow than I thought. These responses are typical of a bully personality.

nc4bo

(17,651 posts)
9. Yea, this has got to be a joke.
Fri Aug 17, 2012, 01:06 PM
Aug 2012

Is there a debate schedule set up yet?

I hope POTUS TKOs his lizard ass in the first round.

H2O Man

(73,323 posts)
11. I, for one,
Fri Aug 17, 2012, 09:01 PM
Aug 2012

am fully convinced that this OP is deserving of more (non-self-deleted) responses.

Thank you for your consideration.

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