Today's Tiedrich rant: the Dipshit Brigade comes to town to carry water for Donald Trump

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/the-dipshit-brigade-comes-to-town

Michael Cohen came to court yesterday to nail Little Donny Fuckface to the wall. he was cool, calm and collected. he brought all the receipts. he described how micromanager Trump was involved in every step of the scheme to conceal the hush money payments. Cohen explained how he funneled the payments through a shell company. he described how Trump’s only goal was to preserve his presidential campaign — Donny didn’t give one fuck about Melania’s feelings.

Donald Trump doesn’t have any receipts. what the narcoleptic fart factory does have, however, is a dog-and-pony show — one that features a rotating cast of flunkies willing to stand in front of a camera and whine about unfairly Dear Leader is being treated.

that’s right, Donny has turned his trial into a version of The Apprentice where Republican hopefuls compete to see who can most deeply kiss Dear Leader’s ass. yesterday’s competitors were failed football coach Tommy Tuberville, and the latte-sipping Hamptons hanger-on who pretends to be some kind of hillbilly savant, JD Vance.

here are two clips in which head-trauma poster boy Foghorn Leghorn feigns outrage over the fact that a criminal defendant is being treated like a criminal defendant.

“first of all, I’m disappointed in the courtroom. I’m hearing ‘Mr. Trump, Mr. Trump.’ he is former president Trump. give him some respect. I mean, that’s what that place is in there. no respect. here’s what I’m seeing too, it is depressing. that courtroom is depressing. this is New York City. the icon of our country, and we got a courtroom that’s the most depressing thing I’ve ever been in.”

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This rant continues with clips from Tuberville and Vance, who had no business grandstanding to the TV cameras outside a courthouse in New York City. Don't you guys have a job to do in Washington? Oh right, kissing Chump's ass is Job #1.

In addition Jeff Tiedrich has some great comments on Michael Cohen's testimony yesterday. It's worth a click to read the rest on Tiedrich's blog "Everybody is entitled to my own opinion."

[Blue Owl]

1. Timmy Tupperville is tRump's toilet-licking turd-polisher

[BigDemVoter]

2. Tommy Tuberville talking about respect?

Tommy Tuberville should be talking about respect for his own office and the obvious lack of it from himself, as he is so unqualified. He is stupid as hell. He has NO qualifications. He doesn't even understand how government works which is ironic given that he is a lawmaker. He needs to shut the fuck up and disappear. I just cringe when I watch him.